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Every Single Entry (212 and Counting!)
Candy Review: Easter Creme Egg-stravaganza
Use the US Postal Service, Luke
2007 Twin Cities Metro Spelling Bee
Words for All Occasions
WTF, AP?
More pluggin'
Something to contemplate on election night
In Your Face, Elmo!
Pluggin' My Pals
Amazing! The Sci-Fi Channel did something right!!
o_O
Alternate Realities & Baseball
Powerpuff Girls Z
I know things.
We're moving.
Hearing Test
Akiva Goldsman Strikes Again
The Best & The Worst in Php|tek Swag
A Small List
Words Fail Me.
What did I miss?
OK, I haven't been paying attention, obviously
I Have Business Cards
Candy Review: The Peanut Butter Cup in Many Forms and some Valentine's candy
Firewall
Whoa.
Jokewriters, Start Your Engines
For those of you just tuning in...
Thoughts on the Super Bowl
Candy Review: Three Variants and a Knockoff
Signs You've Been Playing World of Warcraft Too Long #485
Candy Review: Hershey's Kissables & Some Sugarless Gum
Clever!
Miscellany
Today in "Alarming Search Results"...
Amusing-sounding near-tautological quote of the day
Anyone got a small child I can borrow?
A Belated Halloween Ancecdote
Recommended Listening
Pumpkins
Where'd the photos go?
This is going to mean soooo little to most folks I know, but...
Tim Burton's The Corpse Bride
Like I needed more
City smells
Nicholas Cage: Biggest. Geek. Ever.
The Constant Gardener
Hell? A little cooler.
I'm not sure it's a silver lining...
Andy takes the wrong thing away from the news
Last.fm lives again
Figures
Last.fm: Share Your Music With Me
Adventures in Cake XII: This Time, It's Personal
Attention Dark Crystal Fans
Star Wars Follow-Up
Andy gets politcal for a moment.
Star Wars Episode III
I didn't realize my high school was so subversive
The Shining
Coolest. Phone. Ever.
Information Superhighway Miscellany
Quick Web Comic Recommendation
Mmmm...Tastes like...uh...shamrocks?
Huh. Maybe I am a bot.
Adventures in Cake XI: The Big Day (Even Though It Happened, Like, A Month Ago)
A Shameless Plug
Don't Be Fooled By Imitators
Adventures in Cake X: Adventures in Cheesecake
Ummm...Yikes
When Lego League Goes Horribly Wrong
Thank You, Mass Media
Obey The Chickenboy
Admission
Law & Order: Ruining the Franchise
Incredible!
Andy Cops Out
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the TiVo
Election Rambling
Andy vs. The Signs of the Times
Need-Blind Mac, updated
For Mac alums
Meanwhile, elsewhere on semifat...
Miss Represented?
The reciprocating dingle arm is key
Last of The Labelling Trilogy
More Labelling Fun
Questionable Labelling
An Artifact From Another Era
Good Old-Fashioned Nightmare Fodder
Bad Day for Twinky the Kid
Best Buy Makes Diversity Fun!
One-Stop Degradation
Adventures in Cake IX: It's Finally Here!
Good for you, Bob
An Actual Media Conspiracy!
A brief note
Rambling Ruminator Ruminations
Adventures in Cake VIII: Let's Get Caught Up, Shall We?
Adventures in Cake VII: Mo' Flowers, Mo' Flowers, Mo Flowers!
Just a reminder...
Snark On!
Adventures in Cake VI: Flowers and a Lecture
Blogs: The Fifth Estate?
Thanks, Harry
Adventures in Cake V: Down with "Buttercream"!
Adventures in Cake IV: Just the Beginning...
"It is piffle, yes, but superior piffle."
One of the biggest revelations in comics today
Adventures in Cake III.V: A Cupcake and a Bake Sale
Adventures in Cake III: I'd rather have a carrot than a clown
I'm surprised they were able to share the same mailbox...
Pardon Our Dust
Not a claim everyone can make
It's happened at last
Adventures in Cake II: Making Messes All Over Town
Best not to think about what Spider-Ham might represent...
Adventures in Cake, Part the First
Oh, yeah.
It's not surprising Warren Ellis loves this strip
A Question for My Meager Readership
I am loved!
Neither I, nor my meager readership, want or need cheap Levitra, dammit!
Kill or be... No, just kill.
Fair & Balanced Reporting At Its Finest
Serendipity
Finder: Feeling smarter through comics
Feeling Creative?
Need something to read?
I hear they played a football game tonight, too
Things of little import
I have given a name to my pain, and it is Akiva Goldsman
A Simple Statement of Fact
Netflix has been kind to me
You've heard about it, now see it
The Best Fake Name I've Ever Gotten in a Spam
Something to help ease the pain
A disturbing Christmas moment just for you
The Best Movie About Soul-Sucking Since Army of Darkness
Return of The Unitooth
For those of you who don't meticulously keep up on the Comments Section
It's short, cute, and a little off (just like me)
It's all been a lie
Essential reading for the next 12 1/2 years.
Too much TV is bad for you
Well, this is fun
Good news! There's no forty-minute rave scene in this one
Let's get a little meta for a moment...
Andy Reviews Everything Under the Sun
Just don't touch They Might Be Giants, that's all I ask
Games You Should Know
Who knew happiness was in the Rainbow check-out aisle?
A brief eulogy
Just so everyone knows
Sure, it's just a $60 stick, but that's not important
A movie and some links
Dear God
Other people say these things so much better than I
This is what I get
Like Comic-Con, but with less ventilation
Today's Lesson
Yes, it is as good as you've heard
Phase 2 Complete
Phase 1 Complete
Sequential Artapalooza!
This summer, you will believe that a storm system can dunk
Recommended reading for the day
A whole new world has opened up to me
A Night To Remember
Wow! It's...a white dot.
The servers, they are a-changin'.
???
Woot!
Smash!!!
It makes you laugh, it makes you cry
Don't go to sleep!!
Making Future Tense look good
Someone give Barbara a hug
One hour and forty-two minutes of PAIN
Awwww....
Amazing Grace!
Well, now I know what I'll be doing on my birthday next year
Either VH1 has gotten cooler or I've gotten older
Hooray for the monkey
And we're even good this season!
Dear God
My beard!!! My beautiful beard!!!
What the blue blazes...?
Arrr!
I'm really glad Jack Kirby isn't alive to see this
Time to wait for another three years...
Stupid Hasbro!
"She would only be mine for an hour...A Bantha is forever"
Garth Nix is my hero
Sorry, Harry
A Summary of Chinese Gods
What I've learned from Kazaa
The WNBA and Oxygen: Redefining the way you look at basketball
Maybe if Art Spiegelman had done it instead...
Watching a conceited jerk get his...but not really
A bunch of stuff
Another casualty of bandwidth costs
"Dog! uh...Crocodile! Is that a whip? Whipping a crocodile!! What, that's not it?"
"You could get a perfectly good dishwasher for that."
It Begins
If there's a bright center to the galaxy...
The Great Name Famine
The New Face of Fear
Obviously, my priorities are out of whack
I am Andy
I am not Andy.
Hi Andy!