Checking My Yahoo! today at lunch, the AP, Esteemed News Wire that it is, presented me with the following "Top Stories":
What the hell?? Was noontime today really that slow, news-wise? I mean, were there so few interesting things occurring anywhere on the PLANET that I had to be notified post-haste about Hillary Swank's love life and Suzanne Somers' house? I mean...that's just...oh, I can't even talk about this any more.